Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The New Robert Pattinson Cologne - Now I Have Seen Everything

New Moon has the exclusive leaked ad for Robert Pattinson's new cologne. They also reveal:

"My source also reveals that the fragrance’s release has been co-ordinated with his PR team, and is meant to help snuff out the ongoing rumors of Robert Pattinson’s reportedly bad stench. Instead of body odor, Pattinson’s smell will instead become synonymous with the seductive woody scent of cedwardwood mixed with zest of orange and a hint of ginger."

Read all the details HERE. Isn't Rob so versatile. ROTF!

~Kim C


Cullen Boys Anonymous said...

Yes, this is an April Fools joke!

Lauren said...

oh god. this made me laugh more than any of the other ones. seriously. thats so awesome. there are far too many april fools jokes going around about rob today lol.

Cullen Boys Anonymous said...

Rob sure was popular today wasn't he lol!

Anonymous said...

The lovely and talented Alex Meraz the newly cast werewolf, says Rob smells amazing!

“He smells like roses!” castmate Alex Meraz assured us at the Armani Exchange watch launch party last night.

“The first time I met him, I was like, ‘Dude, you smell fantastic!’” Alex continued. “I don’t know where people get this stuff from.”
-April 16, 2009

he doesnt stink
he takes showers
soooo GET OVER IT!
your just jealous that your not sexy like he is! :)